SAMMY: Holy shit! You must have like two hundred dollars in there! Look at all those quarters! And you said you didn’t have any money! I don’t know her! Merry Christmas to you too! Ho, ho, ho! The. SAMMY: Hey! Why not me? Why not merry Christmas to me?! Fuck you, you old bag! You came on a little strong at first, you know, but now that we’ve worked through the whole corner thing I mean … what’s the politically correct term? GEORGE: You know, you’re very nice for a whore. Most guys I know wouldn’t volunteer to do the dishes. But I kind of like it, so I think I’m gonna volunteer. SAMMY: So this is whatcommunity service? I think he planted it there, you know, to make his pothead quota or something! You’re not gonna find anything here, pal.” So he searches my car and finds this bag of marijuana in the glove compartment! I have no idea how it got there! Seriously! I don’t even smoke pot! I tried it once, but it just made me paranoid and sleepy. He gives me some crazy story about not using my turn signalwhich is ridiculous because I ALWAYS use my turn signal! I mean, I’m known for using my turn signal! I should be like the turn signal mascot! Anyway, he asks if he can search my car, right, and I’m like, “Surego ahead.
The other day, right, and this cop pulls me over for absolutely no reason! Big guy with sideburns. GEORGE: No! In fact, I blame them for my current situation! SAMMY: Don’t fucking scare me like that! Fucking cops! I hate them! I still don’t see why I should have to give up my corner. Thanks for the offer, but … my mother would be really disappointed. GEORGE: Oh! A ride! I got it! I’m with you now! Oh my god! I’ve been accosted by a hooker! This is great! This is so exciting! SAMMY: So what do you think? Now that you’ve met onea real live whore. GEORGE: Wow! I’ve never met a real hooker before! I mean, I knew some girls in high school who were kind of slutty, you know, but they weren’t professionals. SAMMY: I’m a whore, asshole! A hooker! I let guys fuck me for money! GEORGE: Well, then you should really try to be a little nicer because
SAMMY: Yeah, I’m taking donations for the fucking Women’s League of America! you’re taking donationsright? I mean, that’s why you want my corner? GEORGE: You know whatyou’re a very rude person! I don’t know what kind of charity would hire a person like you to take donations anyway! You’re. I’ll take that stupid fucking beard and shove it up your fat red ass if I have to! SAMMY: The permit! Let me see the fucking permit! They said if I go anywhere else, I could get arrested! You know, “Help the children have a merry Christmas!” They told me to stay right herethe permit’s only good for this corner. SAMMY: That’s right, asshole! My corner! Get lost! SAMMY: What the fuck do you think you’re doing?! GEORGE: Merry Christmas! Ho, ho, ho! Help the children have a I was just going to ask if you’d like toĬOWBOY: Don’t give me any of that Merry Christmas bullshit!ĬOWBOY: I just lost five hundred bucks at the blackjack table! Five hundred bucks! You know what I could’ve done with five hundred bucks?! GEORGE: Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas! Ho, ho, ho! Help the children have a merry Christmas! Excuse me, Sirwould you like to Refund and exchange requests must be received prior to the ticketed performance time.CHARACTERS GEORGE COWBOY SAMMY OLD WOMAN ELVIS If you or someone in your party is feeling ill, PLEASE STAY HOME. Refunds and exchanges are available on all ticket orders for this production. Hand sanitizer will be available in numerous locations throughout the venue. Patrons will be seated near members of different households please use this information to make the decision that is right for you. COVID-19 PoliciesįMCT strongly encourages all patrons, regardless of vaccination status, to wear a mask or face covering while attending a performance. General Admissionġ0 Minute Plays feature adult themes and language. Seating will begin 30 minutes before each performance time.
A free public parking lot is located immediately outside the venue. Domestic Disturbance by Hope Hommersandġ0 Minute Plays will be performed on FMCT's Community Stage at The Hjemkomst Center ( 202 1st Avenue N, Moorhead, MN 56560).
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